There is a new trendy game played on Campus by College Students called "Snap." College Kids are using these jelly sex bracelets for the following:

Yellow: hugging

Purple: kissing

Red: lap dance

Blue: oral sex

Black: the full Monty

We are pleased to announce that because of our Puritanical Society Teenagers do NOT play any of these games with, teens seem to be smarter than college students, for them Jelly & rubber bracelets are just fun to wear. School girls wear the rubber bands bracelets because they are cool, pretty and very water proof in the pool or showering. Teens think they are the new friendship bracelets so they give them away to their buddies out of friendship. We are so glad that parents and teachers talk to younger girls & boys about taboo subjects and for once in the whole history of man-kind tweens & teenagers listen to their rules. It is amazing that we have a rare younger generation that rejects; sex, drugs, loud music, cigarettes etc….

We ask our resellers NEVER to sell jelly bracelets or rubber bands to people under the age of 21, but our distributors tell us that teenagers think it is "Really Dumb" that Innocent Fun colored Bracelets are banned. Fashion conscious trendy teens only want to wear them because they are fun & colorful, not because they have some deep underlying meaning.

Today's Teens are more evolved & mature than past generations and can not believe that grown ups are so gullible to believe in such fables. In fact teenagers that we surveyed have laughed out loud after being told other "Jewelry Myths" from older people such as:

1) a toe ring on the left foot means you are available

2) if you wear a thumb ring on your right hand then you are gay

3) If you wear one earring on the left ear you just broke up with your lover

4) If you wear 10 Finger Rings it means that you never say "NO"

5) We must not forget about the ancient warriors who wore amulets in battle because they believed their enemies could not see or hurt them